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"BROOKLYN" BAND AMAZING BABY SUCCEED IN QUEST TO FIT AS MANY ROCK AND ROLL CLICHES ON STAGE AS POSSIBLE

Special Amazing Baby guest star Slash

Amazing Baby "Supreme Being " - mp3
Amazing Baby's pre-show checklist -Roseland Ballroom - 9/18

1. Ineffective off-key back-up singers - CHECK
2. Joe Perry/Slash look-alike - CHECK
3. Imitation Brit-rock frontman - CHECK
4. Mediocre synchronized guitar solos - CHECK
5. Jimi Hendrix tee-shirt - CHECK
6. Awful drummer (aka Stumpy Joe) complete with MGMT headband - CHECK
7. Terrible Songwriting - CHECK
8. Ability to slam Bud-Light bottles on stage with unrestrained passion - CHECK
9. Exaggerated headbanging - CHECK
10. Audience members laughing at band halfway through set (some mixed boos) - CHECK

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What rock shirt are you going to wear? Ooh I call Jim Morrison!

Photo Credit Faith-Ann Young