Kanye Is Down With Being In His 30's, NOT Down With Benjamin Button Shit

If you aren't reading Kanye West's blog religiously, what the hell are you doing that's better? Containing more unneccessary diatribes and enthusiastic, caffeine-induced ramblings than our other favorite melodramatic icon whose blog is a goldmine, Yeezy knows how to keep us on our heels. In one of my favorite recent rants, the rapper laments the image that VIBE Magazine used on the cover of its newest issue. Kanye has very obvious patches of grey in his facial hair, leading some to speculate that (gasp!) he's getting older. 

But NOT SO FAST, says Kanye in all-caps. (Using Caps Lock, he proclaims, is like using AutoTune on his latest album: "IT'S FUN!")

"I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEING IN MY 30's, BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

Kanye doesn't care about grammar, and he'll elongate his syllables as much as he wants to, thank you very much. Those restrictions would only hinder his posting, which he does very, very frequently. In fact, there are already four this morning. Gotta love artistic output. Anyway, what other artist blogs should we know about? And are they nearly as entertaining as those from Mr. West or Mr. Adams? LET US KNOOOOOOW IN THE REPLIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!